Merry Christmas! It is episode 34 flying fast and furious at you from The Yule'd out Volcano base. Todays episode talks news of cameos and spiders, radars Blackout, reviews of Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol, we Netflix Myth of The American Sleepover, Make some Christmas wishes and dish up a hot helping of Ha!kus.

During the podcast you heard the music of: Dragonforce - Black Winter Night, Dragonforce - My Spirit Will Go On, DragonForce - Heartbreak Armageddon, Dragonforce - Blackfire, Dragonforce - Cry for Eternity, Dragonforce - Disciples of Babylon, The Appleseed Cast - Birds of Paradise

We are back at it again! We have news of Von Trier up to his old despicable tricks and maybe more Drive?! The Radar is full of martial arts action with The Kick. Our review hits the Sitter square in the junk for cheap laughs, and we find another good Lunch Time Movie during Netflix Roulette when we discuss Pelada. Lastly we drop some movie house commandments on you and wrap it up Ha!ku style.

During the podcast you heard the music of: Dragonforce - Black Winter Night, Idlewild - Love Steals Us From Loneliness, Minus The Bear - Fine + 2pts, Drive-by Truckers - Goodbye, Matthew Good Band - Middle Class Gangsters, The Rocking Horse Winner - Sleep Well, The Appleseed Cast - Birds of Paradise

This week we return to normal form, no more time off, no more technical difficulties. We start things off with a rousing blast of News about sharks their jaws and the trams that drive past them, also we dabble in tales of treks amongst stars and the brilliant historians who will populate said stars. Our Radar finds a quirky new movie from an old favorite in the title Wrong. The main review is Melancholia and we find ourselves divided once again along lines of reason. Netflix is the criminal clown drama The Last Circus and we also make some new entries on The Bucket List and wrap it all up Ha!ku style.

During the podcast you heard the music of: Dragonforce - Black Winter Night, Auto-Auto - Duma, Elsiane - Across The Stream, Switches - Coming Down, Statemachine - Thermal Noise, The Appleseed Cast - Birds of Paradise

We are back from our Thanksgiving Hiatus. Hopefully our absence did nothing to impede your enjoyment of feasting!

Sadly it seems that most of this week's episode  was destroyed by over exposure to cosmic rays, instead of getting super powers it just implode with a sticky pop. I think we can all agree that since you will never hear it I can safely say that it was likely the most insightful, witty, and relevant banter ever to grace the topic of film. It is a sad day for the world. Yet we must press on. In the news we discuss some Riddick-ulous happenings, and we continue the crusade for woman's rights in film! Our Radar segment, sadly one of those tragically cut short, focuses on the upcoming documentary The Rep. A film about repertory theatres and how awesome they are. In the lost ending of the segment Ryan and I travel to a Crossroads and, much like Robert Johnson, make a deal for incredible blues guitar skills that we can use to open our own repertory theatre.

Our Muppets review was crushed into a fine powder that when snorted took one on a Magical Electric Mayhem Bus Ride of Felt. The movie itself was a wonderment of awesome and while not perfect certainly pulled the Muppets back to the forefront of the public conscious. The Netflix bit was beyond repair. We buried it in Ryan's back yard and then quickly had to rush to the rescue when it crawled undead from its shallow grave and was attempting to squeeze through the fence and eat the neighbor's dog. We still got in the goods on our favorite holiday films though! As there were no new movies releasing in theatres this week Matt decided to entertain us with a rousing limerick about a fine gentleman who hailed from Nantucket and boasted some amazing feats of skill. Upon hearing said verse Ryan immediately experienced a second puberty, shot gunned three beers and drove a Cameo to the Bahamas. We are not even legally allowed to think on the actions said criminal rhyme encouraged in myself. Enjoy the weird mini episode and we will see you next week for a proper dose.

During the podcast you heard the music of: Dragonforce - Black Winter Night, DJ Shadow - Untitled Heavy Beat, DJ Shadow - Fixed Income, Nathan Fake - Charlie House

It is the fastball special again, but hey it is our dirty thirty episode so don’t be sad! We  have some Dr Who/Brad Pitt news. The Radar finds a movie about gambling for Jesus in Holy Rollers. A review of Take shelter, We cry out for the sake of Community, Netflix hits up Ponty Pool, and we Ha!ku our way out of town. Legendary comedic stylings!

During the podcast you heard the music of: Dragonforce - Black Winter Night, Sambassadeur - Between The Lines, Depeche Mode - Personal Jesus, The Flaming Lips - A Spoonful Weighs A Ton, DJ Shadow - Dark Days, Starflyer 59 - Give Up The War, The Appleseed Cast - Birds of Paradise

Lightning round! News = Star Trek stuff/ Poop-Eye. Radar? Paranorman! Check it out. Review? A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas in 3D, all I will say is Wafflebot. Netflix? Pulling John. Arms wrestling for serious. Ha!kus in the tail end just like you like it.

During the podcast you heard the music of: Dragonforce - Black Winter Night, Sophie Ellis-Bextor - Love Is Here, Thrice - The Whaler, Bad Religion - Sanity, DJ Shadow - Hott People, The Appleseed Cast - Birds of Paradise

Here she be not as late as last time, In this stunning episode we make poop jokes in the news, find Headshot on the radar, heap ambivalence on The Rum Diary, Ryan gushes nonstop over Red State for Netflix. The we hit you Ha!ku style.

During the podcast you heard the music of: Dragonforce - Black Winter Night, Backlash - Darklight, The Sword - Freya, The Polyphonic Spree - Light & Day, I Am The World Trade Center - Shoot You Down, Saxon Shore - Sustained Combustion, The Appleseed Cast - Birds of Paradise

Oh what a wonderful time to be alive! The fall is rife with golden leaves, pumpkins, and brand new episodes of your favorite movie podcast from Omaha. In today's thrilling chapter we chill you with news of perversion and quick turn movies, we thrill you with the Ecstasy showing up on the Rave-dar. We intellectualize you with our review of Black Power Mixtape, we sadden you with our Netflix experience with Splinterheads, we wow you with another roun of the 5degrees of Gary Oldman and Never Nude and finally we romance you wih our Patented Movieha!kus.

During the podcast you heard the music of: Dragonforce - Black Winter Night, We Are Scientists - Tonight, Auto-Auto - An Argument, Blackalicious - Dream Seasons, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club - Shade of Blue, Astromill - Technosphere, The Appleseed Cast - Birds of Paradise

Gadzooks! Sorry for the tardy posting true believers, it has been a wild week in the Movieha! Volcano. First up we smack it, flip it, and rub it down with some news in the form of Attack the Block rumblings and something about Zombieland. Next we hit the consult the Master Radar -o- tron and find The Divide. Its apocalyptically spooky! Then it comes time to review Footloose. *SPOILER* We hated it. After that we bebop over to our Netflix pick of The Wild Hunt! Finally we wrap with our New Bucket List and our patented Ha!kus.

During the podcast you heard the music of: Dragonforce - Black Winter Night, The Von Bondies - Been Swank, Goblin Cock - The Revenge of Snufalufagus, Flunk - On My Balcony, Tiger Baby - Prolusion, Berlin - Take my Breath Away, The Appleseed Cast - Birds of Paradise

BREAKING NEWS! Ryan and I spoke with Garth* and he has given us the go ahead to get started on a Preacher movie. We are going to sow the world how it is done! In other news Netflix rolls things back and we dissect some potentially great news. Next we consult our green phosphorus screen and find the Radar full of Flying Swords and Dragon Gates. Unable to handle that much excitement we tone it down to a simmer with the taught political maneuvers of the Ides of March in our review. Then we find some historical action schlock on Netflix in the form of Ironclad and wrap things up with a new round of confessions and our patented Ha!kus.

During the podcast you heard the music of: Dragonforce - Black Winter Night, At The Drive-in - Non-Zero Possibility, Ms John Soda - Go Check, Venus Hum - 72 Degrees, Vitalic - Trahison, The Appleseed Cast - Birds of Paradise

*Garth Pendleton. His office is the dumpster behind Sizzler and he is terribly excited for this project.